Criminal inadequacy
I am
dismayed at the pathetic
aspirations of the criminal classes in Scotland today.
Over the past few months, there have been reports of men being charged with assault using black puddings, tomato ketchup and pitchforks. I accept that, in straitened economic times, needs must, but surely we can do better than 15th-century farm implements and culinary products?
Alastair Scott
Uddingston